robot boy

1.

the melancholy death of oyster boy'da yer alan tim burton karakteri.

"mr. an mrs. smith had a wonderful life.
they were a normal, happy husband and wife.
one day they got news that made mr. smith glad.
mrs. smith would would be a mom
which would make him the dad!
but something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
ıt wasn't human at all,
it was a robot boy!
he wasn't warm and cuddly
and he didn't have skin.
ınstead there was a cold, thin layer of tin.
there were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
he just lay there and stared,
not living or dead.

the only time he seemed alive at all
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall.

mr. smith yelled at the doctor,
"what have you done to my boy?
he's not flesh and blood,
he's aluminum alloy!"

the doctor said gently,
"what ı'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
but you're not the father
of this strange looking child.
you see, there still is some question
about the child's gender,
but we think that its father
is a microwave blender."

the smith's lives were now filled
with misery and strife.
mrs. smith hated her husband,
and he hated his wife.
he never forgave her unholy alliance:
a sexual encounter
with a kitchen appliance.

and robot boy
grew to be a young man.

though he was often mistaken
for a garbage can."

http://homepage.tinet.ie/...ac/burton/robotboy.html

   plebisit   22.03.2007 10:16 ~ 10:24
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2.

türkçesi:

"normal mutlu bir karı koca
hayatları harika
bir gün pek sevindi bay simith
bayan simith anne olacaktı
e kendisi de baba
doğrusu doğum günü pek tatsız bir hatıra
bebek insan değil
robotun tekiydi zira
ne yapar ki insan sarılmak isteyince:
ne sıcak ne yumuşak.. deri, deri değil
teneke soğuk, ince
bir kafa ki telli tüplü
belli değildi cinsi ve sadece
kablosu prizdeyken vardı hayat belirtisi.
adam çıkıştı doktora
"ne yaptınız oğluma?
ben neler umuyordum
bu bebek alüminyum";
doktor kibarca dedi ki: "sakin olun.
belki ters gelecek ama siz
bu tuhaf çocuğun babası değilsiniz
doğrusu bu tip vakalar
tıp literatüründe ender
ve kanımızca babası
bir mikrodalga blender";
çiftin hayatı karardı
artık arada nefret vardı
adam affetmiyordu kadını
onun bir mutfak aletiyle
kutsal olmayan ittifakını.
robot çocuk böyle böyle
büyüdü adam oldu
ve sık sık yanlışlıkla
kutu sanılıp çöple doldu"

   plebisit   22.03.2007 10:17
   #278306
 
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